A bloke in Newcastle had his tongue bitten off by his psycho hose beast girlfriend because she was upset that she wasn't pregnant. Having asked for a "smoochy kiss" the lass turned into a "massive monster" and bit through his tongue then spat it out. Apparently two bottles of vodka were involved.
The best bit of the story is the judge's quote:
Well it is Newcastle after all.
"These courts have had plenty of experience of people biting noses off a person, or ears, or parts of noses and parts of ears"