secret from me all this time. The public conveniences of the Oracle
shopping centre have won the national "Loo of the year" award for the
last six years running. As if that was not enough "Lizzie" has also
been "Loo attendant of the year" in three of those years!
Well done Reading and well done Lizzie! I shall be sure to come and
take a dump in your palace of piss and poo before I leave town at the
end of my contract.